the birkenstock

Clog,  slip-on, sandal or otherwise, these guys tend to run in the same crowd.

What the Birkenstock indicates:
The Birk Man is a delicate creature. He's outdoorsy and simple. Can't be bothered by shoes with actual laces. Probably lives in fleeces year-round. Most likely politically apathetic beyond environmental issues sponsored by jam bands. Often accompanied by a woodsy musk, vegetarianism and an E.A.R.T.H. club membership. Dreading of the hair may occur. Will wear these shoes into the ground.

Dating Guide:
He'll probably get you to appreciate the simple things in life, like hiking and Dumpster-diving. May get you to R-E-C-Y-C-L-E. Lots of creative, free dates.

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